November 2008
8 posts
Meat doesn't usually just... appear. →
“There were birds outside— on this tree outside the window— chirping....”
– an Abnormal Psychology professor, as overheard in passing
Explaining certain times of the day.
There’s research to support the notion that any memories still being consolidated when you engage in a particularly difficult and intense mental task will be lost.
You get similar results when you replace the mental task with electroshock treatment.
Wait, said the little bird, that's your... →
“I launched the game and decided to attack a small camp with five or six guards. There was an explosive barrel there, so I shot a single round into it. The barrel exploded and sets fire to the grass underneath, and the fire spread to the camp and set fire to the hut. The hut set fire to the trees nearby, and the flames reached a propane tank, which went flying in every direction, setting...
Am I doing this wrong?
I’m noticing that I’m among only a few lab monitors that make an effort to understand the problems a user is facing. I saw a girl on duty tonight tell someone asking about firefox that she was “just a lab monitor,” and “probably couldn’t help” her. Others are referring those with questions to me when I’m off duty. I help, but I’ve got to say:...
Hey, Ugly Grad Student That Hits On My Coworkers
It’s getting cold: quit wearing shorts. Nobody wants to see all that hair.
Also, she didn’t ask if you, big strong male, could show off your pitiful way of coding it. She asked what you thought the assignment meant. You’re not getting laid for this, and you look terrible, neckbeard. Shape up.
And stop trying to chyme in whenever I’m working with someone. I work here.
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